Dave's Slang

MTSCNA: Acronym for "Modified, Transmogrified, Special Circumstance Non-GAAP/Ex-Item Accounting". Surely you jest! Yep.
Big Wednesday: Old surf movie which we sometimes use when Wednesday gets rocky.
Sometimes you eat the bear and sometimes the bear eats you: Bulls lament or excuse when things don't go their way.
PPT: Plunge Protection Team [dba, The President's Working Group on Financial Markets] which many suspect of direct stock market manipulation. That has never been proven.
Da Boyz: Wall Street trading desks, well-heeled hedge funds and as some would argue, the PPT [Plunge Protection Team].
TWNO: The week's not over.
Window Shopping for Tourists: Dow Jones Industrial Average is what most people watch which can be misleading.
Stick Save: investors, usually bullish, who prevent a market from falling below support as a hockey goalie would prevent the puck from the goal net.
Chucky: the US consumer who, like the little monster from the horror film series, you can't kill or in this case stop from shopping.

Hawaiian Pidgin Slang